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Just the thing for those late night cravings.Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious.Note: Death By is at its richest when used over a very dark base.
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Dork, the companion to Turbo, is based on the blue in our logo. After all, who doesn't love a paint named Dork?Dork is a midrange color that is a vivid shade of blue.Note: Dork can be used over any...
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Maybe one day I will win at a game of 40K. Yeah, dream on...Sweet Dream's jazzier replacement, Dream On shifts from a navy blue through magenta to light yellowish pink. Just use your imagination fo...
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So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently the name doesn't really match the color anymore, but it's been far too l...
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The Fae Wylds is a land of potent magic and duality separate from that of the normal world.Fae Wylds, the paint, is a zenishift. It is purely magical, changing hue depending on the color of primer ...
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Fahrenheit is a vivid reddish-orange color that is reminiscent of the fire engine that Guy Montag may have ridden.Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Fahrenheit over a similarly colored ...
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"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get."This box of chocolates lets you look up into the leafy canopy with just a hint of the sky peaking throug...
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What does the word Galaxia bring to mind? Maybe it’s a game, a book, a song, a sword, an anime character, a stemless plant, or even a genus of small fish.Galaxia has a subtle shift from violet to a...
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There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot.This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget.Note: Gold Rush is at its richest when used over a very dark b...
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Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian.Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritua...
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It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit something. Is it a coffin?No, it's a bottle of Grave Robber! ...
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Don't touch the ground or you might get burned.Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its true colors under man...
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Normally when you mix red and green you get some shade of brown. However, if you throw blood-red paint and a dehydrated goblin together you get Hemogoblin.Hemogoblin is a zenishift that shows up as...
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Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side.Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This bright, shocking color is just the thing for the flashy sports ca...
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I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr.Ice to Never transitions from blue to pink to purple with use. Ice to Never ...
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"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!"Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, dark red, and green with a yellow edge shift.Note: Laserface must be u...
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Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."?Let Them Eat Cake displays a range of colors from blueberry to plum with a hint of pinkish orange in the transition when used over black. It works well on...
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Think large and slithery with thick skin, sharp teeth, and more than a touch of evil! Think Leviathan!Leviathan shifts from dark teal to a lighter greenish-blue. This is just the paint to bring to ...
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Will he ever know if there is life on Mars?This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians.Note: Life on Mars is at its liveliest when used with a very dark undercoat.
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Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color.Lunar Eclipse can be used all on its own or as a base under Cloud Nine or Miami Sunset for a rich astronomical ...